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What would you say to a little fuck?
Вот типа, вспомнился бородатый анекдот

[Asimov, 1992]

This reminds me of my absolutely favorite Harlan Ellison story.
People in the field are afraid to tell it out loud, but I will do
so. Harlan and I are such good friends
that I know he won't kill me, especially
when I tell you that I'm sure the story
is quite fictional. Of course, he may
maim me a bit.

The thing is that Harlan is short and in
the days before he married his present
fifth wife (who is his own size and with
whom he is happy at last) he could not
resist going about with giant showgirl
types, all of them topping him by two or
three feet.

The story goes, then, that Harlan
approached one of these giraffelike women, fixed her with his
glittering eye, and said, "What would you say to a little fuck?"

And she looked down at him and said, "I would say,
'Hello, little fuck.'"

Хе хе.

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