The Story of the Legendary Pink Dots I have found this review in a backlog of Cloud Zero mailing list messages. The page http://www.users.interport.net/~spidr/7/gold/lpd.html is dead, and Alta Vista search did not yield anything. I did not have a heart to delete such a good article, so here it is. Please write me if you know a valid URL for this beauty.
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 96 00:33:53 +0100 From: Henry SchneiderSubject: xkull To: LPD List Sorry for this long post but I found this web page today and I don't recall anyone having mentioned it before. If I've screwed up here I apologize. If not check out this URL for the graphics that go along with the text. Henry Schneider http://www.users.interport.net/~spidr/7/gold/lpd.html > [edward] > > The Secret Dance of the China Dolls: > The Story of the Legendary Pink Dots > > GO BACK!!! > > Sixteen years. You're in a small damp room. Three flames from three > white candles lean toward the window, driven by a steady breeze from > under the old door. Three sets of tired eyes search for stars on a > cruel November night. There are none. A pitch black ceiling closing > in, slowly. Pressing down...and the soundtrack goes on. Seven hours > now. Three sets of tired hands working, weaving a flawed tapestry in > an abyss. > > Occasionally the door opens and someone looks in and laughs. It's a > cynical laugh but no-one is hurt because three sets of tired ears > are tuned in to the soundtrack. On and on. Eight hours, twenty-three > hours, seven days, SIXTEEN YEARS. The tapestry stretches across the > sea thru borders, wraps itself around the planet. The soundtrack > goes on and on, unceasing. The scream becomes louder....louder... > > This is the Werld of The Legendary Pink Dots, creators of the most > hallucinogenic and emotional music the universe has ever known. The > name deriving from a mysterious obsession of a few friends with > three microscopic drops of pink blood (or was it nail polish?) on an > olde piano keyboard, the pink zone is a dark Werld of ancient > secrets within which one finds the cracks and doors to the summoning > dance of the china dolls, the landing of thee Lyvv angel Lisa, and > the last lost soul of the thirteenth apocalypse of Some Fine Legacy: > The Prophet Edward Ka-Spell, the tiny emperor of all premonitions, > so gallantly screaming. > > Formed in August of 1980 in a dark basement in the east end of > London, The Legendary Pink Dots began out of the friendship of > Edward Ka-Spell and Sir Phillip Knight - known only as The Silver > Man. Beginning as a three piece composed of keyboard, bass, acoustic > guitar, and the voice of the old Gods, the Pink Dots pioneered a > darkly magickal psychedelic sound witch has continuously changed and > evolved, from the ghostly minimal acoustic guitar and analog > synthesizer callings of 1982's "Brighter Now" to the shining > technically perfected musical narratives of 1994's "Nine Lives to > Wonder." Certain influences lurk in the background such as the old > German electronics of Faust and Can, as well as the lonely echoing > chants of Syd Barrett and the early Pink Floyd - each giving the > Prophet Qa'Sepel the diamond keys to a whole new musical genre full > of brightly bleak tales of Medieval Magick, demonically enshrined > lost love, and thee command: > > SING...SING WHILE YOU MAY!!! > > [brighter now] It all began with "Brighter Now" (1982). Following > an encounter as the only audience-members watching an improvising > noise band at the edge of a field at a London festival in 1979, > Edward and The Silver Man ascended the stairs to the garden in the > basement to teach themselves a few simple chords. The album starts > in the "Red Castle," a lonely chant to a lost maiden addressed only > as "you" about whom is more is revealed in "The Wedding", in which > occurs a separation from and within Edward. Then comes "Apocalypse > Then," "The City Ghosts," the seance in "The Hanging Garden," all to > quietly end in the lonely calls from the deadly soma bath where we > all die "In Bliss." > > The early sound continued onto the second LP, 1983's [curse cover] > "Curse." To the sparse effects, simple narrative > lyrical structures, and a darkness deriving from a melancholic self- > consciousness, the group added electric guitar, and a whole new > cascade of china-twisted vocal effects. Edward introduced two new > themes which would become seminal to his tragic Werld: the lady Lisa > and the ever-proliferating china dolls. The opening-track, "Love > Puppets," takes Lisa into the void of becoming a widow or perhaps an > eight-legged wife who kills everyone at Lisa's party with a pretty > dose of cyanide in thee delicate mint pies. Just when you thought > they were dead the Enochian familiar shouts, "Arzhklah Olgevezh!" > while in the dolls house under the rock gazing at the aeroplanes. > > In these first, most personal and mysterious of Pink Dots releases, > Edward's biomorphic alter-egos are portrayed as utterly alone in a > dying Werld permeated by the "yous," cold Medusas out to open up the > gaps in Edward's cracking head. The mid-eighties brought a silent > change however, as the silent cracks brought a new mambo bouncing > passion. "The Tower" (1984) and "Asylum" (1985) present a new > journey of explosive desire and change to the melting pink cloud. > > Thru-out "The Tower", Edward's narrative style shifts for the first > time from a lonely, drowning "I" to a more descriptive and generally > distanced narrative, emanating magnacoloured medieval scenarios of > battling the fiery oppositions within the lost kingdom of the tower > (a story which continues thru- out a total of 7 Pink Dots songs on 3 > albums). In this werld where "The lightening always dances in every > brain," "no one has the key to the tower!" Within the tower > reappears the maiden previously spotted in the Black Castle on the > first record. The band has here left the candlelit basement and > begun there terminally kaleidoscopic descent into the fantastikal > bloody streets of "Poppy Day," where "We shall not grow old" brings > the christening of the new invisible female priestess Astrid - who > emerges as Lisa's fantasymate. Thee genesssis of Astrid, as was the > case with Lisa, and the future slippery notions of Tanith and The > Four Great Hotels (Noir, Blanc, X and Z), opens up a new crack for > the psychic confusion in The Prophet E's mind. > > Astrid took the new electric-Baroque Pink Dots back into themselves > on "Asylum" (1985). On this and more obviously the other undiscussed > "The Lovers" of the same prolific year Edward fell in love for the > first time and proclaimed it to the werld on songs such as the > biting 12" single "Curious Guy." Edward had entered the werld of the > shining Lady Sunshine, a mysterious temptress who had previously > appeared as the spectral voice of the dead on "Curse's" "Hiding" > (known then as ARADIA). The Lady Sunshine brought with her love of > Lisa thee introduction of the Magnificent CAPTAIN and his naughty > little sidekick THE MONKEY, perhaps the baby Edward as a crooked > child. On ghostly tracks such as "Agape", the Lady's new lead vocals > duel with The Prophet's, making a new experimental AAZZYD sound, > raping angels as The Triumphantly Laughing Guitars of The Father > Pastorius (Bob Pistoor/thee Stret Majest Allarme) exchange eyelashes > with Sunshine's slithering violin solos - and Saint Peter arrives on > horse, keys all bloody. Yes thee echo police have come with Gorgon > Zola's naked child afire as the only fifteen flies fall into the > enchanted femme mirage; the quiet prisoner of "demonism" gently > caressing herself and screaming "I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE > LIGHT!!!" > > THIS COULD BE THE END!!! > > Thee End, on and on till Golden Dawn....Following the eurotranz 12" > classic "Curious Guy" (1986) and the terrifying "Blacklist" (1987), > the Pink Dots continued down out furthr, furthr - a mesmerizing > descent beginning with 1987's "Any Day Now" and continuing on today. > On thee thirteen minute voyage through "Waiting for the Cloud," > Edward has entirely left the white zone of consciousness of one's > self. All the selves are bundled up carefully, each in its own > oxygen tent. Lisa was reborn for the fifth time on this magnificent > record, as Edward's writing style plunged off thee silver cliff into > free association, losing the restrictive demands of coherent > story-telling in favor of using words as vicious broken-glass bombs > to rip up the fresh flesh in the tiny porcelain sky. Father Bob's > guitar rules with complete power on tracks like the glistening > witchfinder tale "Casting the Runes." > > "Any Day Now" took the Dots into the Dungeon of melting PULSING > plastic on the first triad of the most technically beautiful > releases: "The Golden Age" (1988), "The Crushed Velvet Apocalypse" > (1990), and "The Maria Dimension" (1991). If the early "Brighter > Now" had introduced a small and shy "I", then finally that angry > little monster had put on her armor and mounted a great white > stallion to take on the brittle werld with Black Roses in the broken > shadow box. Der Kataaclimiichi and the rest of the band imploded > inside thee iridescent rainbow of neon gold. A permanent move to > Holland to take up a hermetic, workaholic residence in the polder- > country barn of wind-player Niels van Hoornblower. The instrumental > peak of total D'Archangel glory... > > G O B A C K ! ! ! ! ! > > The father brought out the wicked sitar, Niels conjured Gilgamesh > with his army of flute, sexophon and an oval-shaped black thing. It > can only be said that by this time, The Silver Man floated beneath > the moon, cross-legged, waiting, US ANGELS AIN"T AFRAID OF WATER ARE > WE!!! > > MMMMMMMMMMM....Mezhanyne....Maybe this could be...MMMMMMMMMM.. The > songs during this period construct images impossible to envision - > blissful sensuality breached in the space between laughing and > crying at a mad king. From the Green Gang's" hazy ride thru-out the > ephemeral drunkenness of "Crushed Velvet" to the wild whirlwind > tingling fright of the body disappearing on "Maria's' "Evolution", > one can only wonder, weave shadows, and reawaken....this could be > thee end. > > 1991 brought the tragic death of The Father Pastorius after an > exhausting bout with cancer. Our hearts shall always be with him. > One week before the 1991 cross-continental MARIA DIMENSION TOUR > (Jerusalem, Cairo, Athens, and the legendary evening at thee Club > Lingerie in decimated Los Angelees) , new guitarist Martin van de > Cleer stepped into The Father's shoes with amazing elegance and > accuracy - joining Silver, Edward, Niels and polite Canadian bassist > Ryan Moore, to form the Pink Dots line up of "Shadoweaver" (1992), > "Malachai" (1993), and "Nine Lives to Wonder" (1994). Martin, Ryan > and the arrival of new producer and old friend, Steven Stapleton > (Nurse With Wound) gave the Dots a secret ticket to push out furthr > than ever before, colliding in the stroboscope. Yes now you see me > now you don't. Tonite I'm dressed in black, I mourn thee death of > colour. Hopeless, I'm crying in my wine thru the happy hour; I count > the lines that crawl across my face and around my I's. Watch the > ballerinas fly out on the powder clouds thru six dimensions. > Express. We never touch, only press but I swear I'll protect you if > you'd only look into my eyes. choose your masks and raise your armor > - EYES DOWN FOR CHERADERAMA!!!! > > On the 20 minute terror of "We Bring the Day' (on "Malachai"), Eric > Satie, Wagner, and a Siamese morph of Martin Denny and Hieronymous > Bach bus tables for thee olde werld Lucifer who sharpens his > Stapletonian daggers in the city of needles. yes he has the key to > heaven. There's no more window on their werld, only a tiny kingdom > of flies. Lisa is gone. Forever. Separated from Joey the canary's > last day out on the boards, God if only Madame Guillotine knew that > the nine shades to the circle were the space in between, lost with > the ghosts of unborn children in the third room of the plasma twins. > > TANITH....TANITH.....SOFTLY...SOFTLY....SOFTLY ...Laughing!!! > Sing...SING WHILE YOU MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > I hadn't seen her for years. The shadows in that lonely basement had > now descended to thee inner garden to dance in the Secret Dance of > the China Dolls. > > At this point even thee deviant (and we must stick together) can say > no more with words. As the music is always pushing the tapestry > furthr and furthr out into the dead black werld to challenge all > "limits" of acceptable visceral experience, nothing can be compared > to the Pink Dots live experience - get in thee front row and stare > into the glass eye and cracked china doll face of a dark army of > Neon gladiaTors. And never > > GO BACK!!! > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > about the author, thee Astrid > > go back to Gold Gilt Hall top page > > N.o.X. home page __ / | / / / | (___| ___ ___ ___ (___ ___ (___ ___ ___ ___| ___ ___ | )|___)| )| )\ ) )| | )| )|___)| | )|___)| ) | / |__ | / | \_/ __/ |__ | / | / |__ | |__/ |__ | / +-------------------------------------+ ! henry@iapc.net ! ! ! !People who love the law and sausages ! ! should watch neither being made. ! ! - Otto Von Bismarck ! +-------------------------------------+