The Wit and Wisdom of Alexandra Dubovaya.

Milliony obez'yan.

Spacibo za kampliment!!! Eto _Z_O_L_O_T_I_E_ _S_L_O_V_A!!!!!!!!!!
-Da ja obezyana iz Roccii i eti ochen' gorzhys'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Tak kak ot tyda otkyda ja priexala eshe millioni takih zhe obezyan!:)))))))

Shura Dubovaya,
(speaking on the subject ``Obezyana iz Roccii!:)))))))))'', April 5 1996)

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Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
From: lckh@troi.cc.rochester.edu (Root Bear)
Subject: Re: Amerikanec na moeii rabote
Date: Thu, 6 Apr 95 05:35:56 GMT




In <3lubst$ba@max.cecer.army.mil> olga@zorro.cecer.army.mil (Olga Waupotitsch) writes:

>I myself complain alot about things here, but there is still
>a good reason why I am here. I think that no place is perfect, and there
>are good things and bad things, I can't ever be a pure patriot of any country.

Srazu vidno chto Vy kogda-to byli v Rossii a teperj ee predali!!!
A inache vy prostite vy by tak ne smogli govoritj!!!!!! Kak vy mozhete
tak govoritj kogda s Rossiej takoe proisxodit i vse ee ponosyat a vy
vse i rady ee predatj kak vonuchie amerikantsy!!!!

A osobo te podonki kotorye @tu Dubovuyu pridumali i teperj vezde razvodyat!!!
Ostanovitesj blya nu ya boljshe sovsem ne mogu!!! Ya ee odin raz prochital
i teperj sam tak govoru!!!! Eto zhe @pidemiya vy chto xotite chto by my
sovsem vse toljko i govorili pro vonuchix amerikantsev @to chto zhe
s rodnoj newsgruppoj stanet!!!!!

     Serge

The dappled light below the trees fell upon an ocean floor.








Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Why Russian women are the best!
From: adubovay@indyunix.iupui.edu ()
Date: 21 Mar 95 14:58:24 -0500



 Russian women are more beautiful than any others except Italian!
Infact, there are only two nations in this world, Russians and Italian, are
two the best looking nations! It was estimated my U.S. Survey!

Tak chto "Why I love American girls" ny i lubi etix jirnix, vonychix s
kychravimi volosami bab! Oni strashnie kak moja jizn'!

Rysskie jenshini rabotauyt kak ishaki i y nix net vozmojnosteii kak y 
Americanok marafetica, ne znauy kak shas pravda, no esli poidesh po ylitse,
to yvidesh zdes' odnix yrodov i v Russke zhenshin krasavec v ocheredi za
Xlebom! Tak chto why I love American girls, mne nadoelo! Ti prosot Rysskyu
devyshky xoroshuy ne vstretil!!!

A Russian guys, voobche the best! I ja imela experience s Americancami i
eto nichto po sravneiniuy s nashimi parnyami, ja konechno ne govoruy chto
vse takie no 80% ymeuyt ochen' daje yxajivat'!

Russian nation is the best looking nation!
Pyst' eto bydyt evreii ili Tatari ili Yzbeki, ili Armyani!

Alexandra.


 





Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Amerikanec na moeii rabote
From: adubovay@indyunix.iupui.edu (Alexandra Dubovaya)
Date: 3 Apr 95 15:48:19 -0500



 Zdravstvyite vse!

Ja bila na rabote, ja rabotauy v magazine odezhdi GAP i moii pokypatel'
Americanec podoshel ko mne i sprosil menya "Where are you from?" Ny ja
znauy chto oni vse ravno ne znauyt chto takoe XARbKOV, i ja skazala chto iz
Moskvi:)) chto bi on lyche ponyal:)).
	On mne otvetil chto ego dochka bila v 1992 gody v Moskve i ona
kogda priexala suda skazala chto Moskva stinks!!(Imeet ploxoii zapax i vse
tam vonuychie). Ja prosto ne mogla eto viderzhat' i skazala chto America
stinks worse than Russia! On skazal chto prodolzhit so mnoii razgovor segodnya!
	Smisl etoii stati'i chto mne smeshno chto Rissiya, Ukraina i drygie
Respybliki bivshego Sovetskogo Souza pitaut'sya podstroitsya pod zapad i
ochen' lubyat Americancev!! A pyst' oni poslyshauyt chto Americanci dymauyt
o Roccii! Oni zhe smeuytsya nad vsem bivshim Souzom! Kto videl fil'm
"X-files?" Tam kak chydovishe viroslo v Chernobile i kak to popalo v Americy
i vsex Americanskix zhiteleii stalo kyshat'!!! Chto za bred! Eto zhe propaganda!Net, polse vsego etogo ja ix nikak ne mogy yvazhat'!!!

	S yvazheniem Alexandra(Shura)





 
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Yeltsin i ego...Tereshchenko
From: adubovay@indyunix.iupui.edu (Alexandra Dubovaya)
Date: 4 Apr 95 15:59:52 -0500




Fedor Tereshchenko wrote:::
 Fedor Teresheshchenko wrote:::

>> Kde u Vas nachinajetsia i
konchajetsia Rodina? Ot vanny do spalni?

        Feodor

P.S. Metody Yelcina nepravilnyje, no shto bylo delat? Vremia uzhe upustili...

-Vo pervix dlya menya Rodina, vsegda bydet Rodina gde ja rodilas' i gde
ja virosla eto moii lydi i moii rodnoii yazik!!!! Xot' seichas yzhe etogo nety
k sozheleniuy, no dlya menya eto vsegda bydet syshestvovat' v moeii pamyati
kak bydto ostrovok gde-to mezhdy okeanami.:)
-Priexav suda v Shtati, ja ne bila takoii patriotkoii! Prozhiv zdes' 6 let,
postepenno ja vstrechalas' s Americancami i ix obrazom zhizni i ix povadkami!
Ja Vam skazhy Fedor, chto eto ochen' typaya naciya!!! Oni ylibautsya Vam v
glaza i sami za vasheii spinnoi govoryat sovsem drygoe! Oni strashnie spletniki,
oni vse ravno ne lybyat Russians i ochen' zdes' sil'noe PREJUDICE(sorry for
spelling)!!!! Ja na svoeii shkyre zdes' naxlebalas' ochen' mnogo! Konechno
Vi skazhete, a chego vi togda zdes' delaete? Ny vot exala ne suda, a tak
polychilos' , potom ja v SOuze vse prodala i kvartiry ne za dollari kak shas,
a za rybli!!! I ja odna s mamoii i nam nado deneg nasobirat' chto bi tam
kypit' kvartiry!!! Lichno moeii mame zdes' ochen' nravitsya, xot' ee ynizhayut
eti Chernie obez'yani s Afriki sil'no, no eto ee delo! A ja kak tol'ko
smogy kypit' tam takuy kvartiruy kak y menya bila, tak tyt zhe tyda!!!
        Kstati ja shitauy chto Ukraina-Rocciya eto moii dom tak kak tam
takoe vse rodnoe i ja prosto v dyshe ne mogy eto peresilit'! A kak suda mnogie
ludi priezhauyt i im zdes' nravitsya i eto ix delo, oni s etim smeryautsya,
no ja ne mogy!
        Vi ne videli fil'm "X-files" gde v Chernobile tak skazat' bil etoto
etot strashnii slychaii i Americanci v svoem fil'me pokazali chto tam
viroslo chydovishe i ono perebralos' v Ameriky cherez okeani i stalo zhrat'
mirnix Americancev!!! Eto zhe bred!!! A eshe Americanci dokazivauyt chto
WWII(Vtoruy mirovuy voiny) nikot ne viigral!! Eto zhe bred, no ja im nikak
ne mogy dokazat'!! Oni zhe typie! Nashi voini voevali za "Rodiny, ny Stalina"
takie bili devizi v voine, i chto nikto im deneg ne plotil za eto!!!!
        20mllionov ludeii mi poteryali i eto 12% ot total population.
Tak vot, a Amricanci dralis' vo Vetname za millioni!!! I vot shas ya exala
po ylice y nas i etix Veteranov doma stoyat, eto zhe ne doma! Eto zhe zamki!!!
A nashi Veterani chto s etogo imeli??? Dyluy s makom! Vi menya izvinite!!!
	V zaklychenii xochy skazat' kak govoritsya v Ryykoii poslovice::
"A vi dryz'ya kak ne sodites' vse zhe v myzikanti ne godites'" Ochen metko
skazanno, tak vot kak bi luboii iz priexavshix ne govoril bi po-Angliski,
y nego vsegda bydet akcent! Za isklycheniem detii do 11 let! Tak chto vsegda
mi bydem RYsskimi zdes' u ja etim gorzhys' i zatikauy etim Americancem rot,
kogda oni mne govoryat chto Moskva smells bad, ili chto y nas tam nebilo
tyaletnoii bymagi!! ITs' a Russian thing:)) i oni ne govoryat o zhivopisi
Roccii, o cerkvyax, o kyl'tyre, kakaya ona bogataya i skol'ko tam bogatstva,
a oni Rocciuy ynizhayt i etogo ja ne mogy terpet'! Tak chto dlya menya
Rodina - eto moii dom, eto moii lydi, moii yzik!!! V gostyax xorosho, a doma
lyche! Eto moya naciya, i kak bi tam ne bilo ploxo, ja vsegda ee bydy lybit' 
za to chto ja at least imela tam chydesnoe detsvo i prekrasnie vospominaniya
ob ydevitel'nix lydyax!!!
	
	Da, ja ponimauy chto kazhdii iz nas imel svouy zhizn' i svoi
problemi, no ja pishy o sebe i o tom chto takoe Rodina dlya menya!!!

	S yvazhenime Alexandra(Shura)







Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Obezyana iz Roccii!:)))))))))
From: adubovay@indyunix.iupui.edu (Alexandra Dubovaya)
Date: 5 Apr 95 16:12:46 -0500



 Michael Voytinsky wrote:

>>A sami zhaluyetes na "prejudice", obez'yiana iz Russiyi!

 Spacibo za kampliment!!! Eto Z O L O T I E   S L O V A!!!!!!!!!!

-Da ja obezyana iz Roccii i eti ochen' gorzhys'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Tak kak ot tyda otkyda ja priexala eshe millioni takih zhe obezyan!:)))))))

-A znachit Vi togda obezyana iz Canadi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Ny chto zhe ochen' priyatno poznakomitsya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vsego nailychego Sashka from Russka:)))
T.e. Obezyana iz Obezyaneii Roccii:))))))))))

Shyra:)






Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Elena Green
From: adubovay@indyunix.iupui.edu (Alexandra Dubovaya)
Date: 7 Apr 95 23:28:13 -0500



Elena Green wrote:>>
        Blin. Nu neuzheli kto-to mozhet schitat', chto Shura Dubovaya i
Misha Fligenko - odno lico! Sasha (Burshteyn), da Vy chto, oslepli? Ya
ne znayu, maska li Shura D. ili nastoyaschaya (uverena, odnako, chto
nastoyacshaya), no vot Vam xotya by odno, no absolyutno ochevidnoe razlichie:
VSE POSTY Sh.D. bukval'no nasyscheny zloboj. Na Lenina, na amerikancev, na

           
	Lena!

A Vi ne bili kak govoritsya v moeii shkyre i Vi ne stalkivalis' gde Vam
vashy novuy mashiny iscarapali so vsex storon za to chto vi bivshaya RYsskaya!?
	-Dymauy chto togda y Vas bi bilo bi ne men'she zlobi i eshe ne izvestno
chto Vi bi delali. Tak chto y menya est' zloba na zloby, mne i drygim Rysskim
iscarapali mashini i vilamali dver' i myach v lico zhenshine kinyli, tak vi
chto ix za eto lubit' bydite!?????
	Za Lenina, da ja viskazla to chto dymauy, ja i v Souze ne molchala
i eshe ydivitel'no kak menya ne posadili tam:))) Mozhet lucky bila:))
	- A Vi ochen' lubite Lenina? Ny ladno ne xochy podnimat' ety temy.
A ja ne znauy Mishy Fligenko, a v samom dele chto Vi vse ludi tak k nemy
prestali? Mozhet chelovek xochet tvorchestvo svoe pokazat'? Mozhe emy odinoko?
	Vi tyt vse nachinaete kritikovat' vse i chysh kakuy to govorit' maska
ne maska! Eto zhe ne detskii sad. Vi vidite chto ja pishy po-Rysski s oshibkami
I have to admit that, no ved' programma ne mozhet s oshibkami pisat'.
	V samom dele, Lena  a kak VI dokazhete chto eto Vi, a ne myzchina
kaki-nibyd' tam nazivaetsya Lenoi???
	
	Da, moi posti so zloboii na zloby!!! Tak kak mne govoryat chto
"Fucking Ryssian go back to you Fucking Russia!", a Vi naverneo tak bi eto
i seli!?: Vi mne napomnili mouy sosedky Rysskyu zhenshiny kotoroyy plunyli
pacani v lico za to chto ona RYsskaya i ona viterla i molcha poshla dal'she!
Ja ja ne takaya, ja borus' s etim i bydy s etim srazhat'sya! I Vi ne znaete
chto tyt i kak tyt! I kak Vi mozhete mne davat' xarakteristiky without even
knowing me?!!!??? 

Vsego xoroshego Sasha D.







Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Voina Rysskix protiv Americancev v Indianapolice!
From: adubovay@indyunix.iupui.edu (Alexandra Dubovaya)
Date: 5 Apr 95 16:04:54 -0500



 			Privet vsem!!!

Eto opyat' moii posting! Ja ne mashina, i ne programma,a ja Sashka.
Davaite ne obzivat'sya i ne bydem proyavlyat' svoe xamstvo!:)
	Vot y nas v Indianapolice est' apartments gde zhivyt  gde-to 80%
Russians-refugees s bivshego Sovetskogo Souza!
	Y nas prosto idet zdes' voina!!!! Chestnoe slovo!
 Zdes' y nas est' pacani kotorie nenavidyat Russians, tak kak po TV ochen'
mnogo ploxogo pokazivauyt pro ROcciuy! Ochevidno oni nasmotrelis etogo der'ma
sorry:)
	Tak vot oni vse vremya ceplyautsya k Rysskim i xotyat chto to sdelat'
ploxoe!
	Y menya est' sosedi i y nix dve dochki. Odna iz nix okazalas' doma
odna i eii 12 let! Vdryg eti pacani reshili vzlomat' eii dver' tak kak ona
bivshaya Russian! Ona strashno ispygalas' tak kak eii vsego 12 let i sami
sebe predstavte esli bi vdryg k vam bi rvalis' kakie-to tipi i krichali i
palki bi bili bi y nix v rykax! 
	Tyt nash sosed Semen kot.imeet svouy sem'uy vibezhal na lestnichnuy
kletkuy i stal im govorit' chto mol oni delauyt! Ego zhena vishla tak zhe.
Y pacanov Amerikancev bil myach v rykax i oni ego zhene, kotoraya imeet ochki
kinyli myach v lico so vseii siloii! Togda oni prodolzhali vzlamivat' dver'!
I Semen vibezhal s vintovkoii kot. bila NE Zaryazhenoii! Eto dlya ispyga!
	Drygie Rysskie zhiteli nashix raioniv vizvali Policiuy i chto vishlo,
chto eti pacani ostalis' nenakazannimi i oni vzlomali dver' na poloviny i
zamok i eshe devochka ispygalas' strashno, a Semena zabrali v Policiuy i y 
ego zheni na lice obrazovalsya ogromnii sinyak!
	
	Kto vinovatim okazalsya---Rysskie!!!!!!!!!!!
	Na sleduychii den' vse mashini Rysskix zhiteleii i moya v tom chisle
bili vandalized! Y menya v 1992 goda chernoii Honde Civik bilo nozhom izrezanno
polovini mashini i spycheni shini! Mne eto stoilo $120 dol, a drygim tak
pocarapali ix mashini chto ix prosto ne yznat'!

Tak chto vi mozhete predstavit' sebe vse eto i eto prodalzhaetsya yzhe
3 goda!! A lozyngi y nas vesyat: "Russians, go back to your FUCKING RUSSIA"
I POLICIYA NICHEGO NE DELAET!!!!

	S yvazheniem Alexandra, ona zhe Syra.








From: aleonova@indy.net (Alexandra Leonova)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.russian
Subject: Russia is so expensive
Date: 28 Feb 1996 19:43:36 GMT


hey you!
Who said that Russian is expensive?
I just got back from Moscow!

For your info a purce by Coco Channel in Moscow cost $80 genune leather!
In USA a purce the same size by Coco Channel cost $2000!!! What a difference!
A CD in Russia cost $10 maximum in the states it's $20 and up!!!!
Russia is not expensive as the states!
Or if you are comparing some fancy restaurants, then you might go to
our restaurant at Dan Pablos and pay $50 for the soup!:))))
	Russia must be expensive because many "smart" businessman are making
big money by using that advantage that Russia is cheap.

	2-Thorny (2-thorny@digital.net) wrote:
: Nathan Alexander Lipson (nalipson@stoat) wrote:
: : EuroM (eurom@aol.com) wrote:
: : : An average dinner for two (sans wine) is about $60.00.  There is 
hardly a
: : : wait, unlike the other "western-type" restaurants.  Beware of the lbs.
: : : gained, even if you walk there.
: :
: : $60 for a pizza and pasta dinner? Some bargain. Am I a simpleton, or
: : are things out of equilibrium? Why does a simple meal cost 2x more in
: : Moscow than Milano, 3x more than in London? I'm sure there are sound
: : reasons. Does anyone care to explain?

: Russia was isolated for a long time.  A simple meal of pizza and lasagna
: was unheard of 15 years ago.

Pizza??????? Hey man where did you go?:)))))))
maybe instead of Russia you went to Paris or England?:)
I do care! Maybe their used you:) Maybe because you were intourist they
decided to take from you $60:)))))))) That's what happend to you.
Although a sandwich with the red quaviar cost $1.00 in the USA it's $4.50:)

Alexandra






From: verbit@coxeter.harvard.edu (Misha Verbitsky)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Shura, I don't give up on you!
Date: 22 Apr 1995 02:22:15 GMT


In article <3n0rrp$1kpg@fidoii.cc.lehigh.edu> pv02@lehigh.edu writes:
>In article <1995Apr18.104203.14232@ivax>, adubovay@indyunix.iupui.edu spake thus
ly:

>>        Spring comes late to the hills.
>>        Shards of ice cover the fairing of my Silverwing in the mornings.
>>        Still spring will come. Will your enlightenment?

[Shura: ]
>>>Izvinite za rygatel'stava.

>>"Bednaya ptitsa ne ponimaet, chto govorit. Ona rugalas' by tak i pered
>>samim Gospodom Bogom." (attributed to Long John Silver).

        My compliments on this piece, written by Peter V. and not,
        as attribution suggests, by my soulmate (tm).
 
>>Chto eshe to za bred?:)
>>Petya, tebe pomaglo bi podychit'sya i bit' chyt' chyt' kyl'tyrnim.
>>Tak kak nastoyashie myzhchini tak s zhenshiami ne razgovarivauyt.
 
>Shura, the totality of you overwhelms me. You are genuine.
>I kiss the ground on which you walk. MTV should hire you
>immediately. Verbitsky must write a paean to you. Do you 
>like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
 
[ Entering `Igor' Kotlyarevsky mode ]
 
        Shura, _Shura_, ``Shura''!
        Izyashchnaya (?) natura! (sic!)
        Ty `Ta', Chto NENAVIDIT!!!! *lozh'*.
        Ya _shlyu_ `Tebe' ``amury,''
        Boginya (!!!) Fizkul'tury. 
        Ty _sil'naya_ i (?) ``lovkaya,'' (sic!)
        Ty Khrabraya i To, Chto _ya_
        Prochiol, PREKRASNO!!!! Ctho ``zh'' -
        Tvoi (sic!) `slova,' (?) _kak_ `nozh'.
 
[ Exiting `Igor' Kotlyarevsky mode ]
 
        I don't endorse some of messages by Shura,
        but her article on her mother not leaving
        US despite Negro monkeys constantly insulting
        her dignity makes me forgive Shura anything she
        might wrote in the future. Hands _on_ Shura
        (but in good way).
 
        Misha.
Comment: I would give my arm and leg to obtain the original message by Elena Green. -- M. V. 

From: olovyann@jpmorgan.com (Oleg Olovyannikov)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: /\EHUH KA3E/\
Date: 21 Mar 1995 21:44:47 GMT
References: <3kiaft$skp@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>


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