Vulis Transplutonium

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Subject: Archimedes Platinum, our finest mind From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/03 Message-Id: <3yiqah$188h@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3680q8$1rjb@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Turkish-Russian National Revival Association Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.math,talk.origins Reposted without permission from clari.plutonium. Archimedes Platinum proves that all numbers of the form 2^p-1 are composite p-adics!


Subject: Ludwig von Pohlmann's contributions to science From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/02 Message-Id: <3680q8$1rjb@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3b4mcv$yrk@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach All-Union Scientific Research Institute for Turkish-Russian Studies Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.misc,talk.origins Allah akbar! Ludwig von Pohlmann proved beyond the shadow of a doubt a counterexample to the Goldbach conjecture!


Subject: Archimedes Transplutonium, Dartmouth's biggest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/01 Message-Id: <3b4mcv$yrk@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3nq39d$11k8@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Russo-Turkish Network Tourist Information Centre Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.test,sci.astro Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Transplutonium proves that a^n+b^n=c^n for all p-adic n!


Subject: Ludwig Plutonium, Usenet's most respected authority on number theory From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/30 Message-Id: <3nq39d$11k8@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3fcm28$17l3@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Provocative Bathhouse for Mutual Russo-Turkish Stimulation Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.bio.misc,sci.physics.accelerators Pu! Ludwig Plutonium has shown the non-existence of infinitely many primes!


Subject: Archie Pohlmann's impact on modern mathematical thought From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/29 Message-Id: <3fcm28$17l3@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3umv7y$107e@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Russian-Turkish Traditional Self-Defense Martial Arts Athletic Club Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.chem,misc.invest.stocks We live in interesting times. Archie Pohlmann demonstrates that p-adics are a proper subset of reals.


Subject: Archimedes Palladium, our greatest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/28 Message-Id: <3umv7y$107e@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3j9n3w$21s@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Community Center for Russo-Turkish Studies Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.invest.stocks,misc.education.science Praise the gods! Archimedes Palladium proved beyond reasonable doubt that any even integer >4 can be represented as a sum of two distinct primes!


Subject: Archimedes Plutonium's contributions to science From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/26 Message-Id: <3j9n3w$21s@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3768vv$120y@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Turko-Russian Computer Software Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.chem,alt.religion.kibology Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium proves the non-existence of infinitely many primes!


Subject: Archimedes the Great, the world's greatest scientist From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/24 Message-Id: <3768vv$120y@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3elhvn$1g30@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Geheime Russian-Turkishanti-Sovok Street Gang Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.origins,misc.news.internet.discuss What hath God wrought! Archimedes the Great proved beyond all doubt a way to list all solutions to Diophantine equations!


Subject: Archie Plutonium, our greatest scientist From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/22 Message-Id: <3okdtm$1j81@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <34s5zv$1kao@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Vegitarian Veterinarean Turkish-Russian World War I Veterans Association Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.bizarre,talk.abortion Pu, Plutonium! Archie Plutonium demonstrated beyond all doubt that \sqrt{5}=2 for sufficiently small values of 5!


Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, our finest mind From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/18 Message-Id: <3th4s9$1ob1@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3reug5$8l9@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Alliance for Better Turko-Russian Understanding Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.classics,alt.flame Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium proved beyond all doubt a counterexample to the Chinese remainder theorem!


Subject: Archimedes Plumbum's contributions to science From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/09 Message-Id: <34ftxf$gn4@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3m4tlx$11fg@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Grass Roots and Shoots Turkish-Russian History Buff Fan Club Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,sci.physics ***ATOM*** Archimedes Plumbum proved with near certainty the rationality of the square roots of all integers!


Subject: Archie von Pluto, America's most beloved poster From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/08 Message-Id: <3m4tlx$11fg@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3oxbef$rxy@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Public Service Center for Turkish-Russian Machine Translation Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.physics.accelerators,sci.physics We live in interesting times. Archie von Pluto has proven a counterexample to the Goldbach conjecture!


Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, America's finest mind From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/06 Message-Id: <3072hj$1d6n@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <373suu$11ui@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Inernational (Russo-Turkish) Long-Distance Neural Network Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.test,talk.philosophy.misc Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium proves that x^2+y^2=z^2 if and only if x=4n, y=4n^2-1, and z=4n^2+1.


Subject: Archimedes van Plutonium, America's greatest scientist From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/05 Message-Id: <373suu$11ui@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3gcfb2$4n3@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Grass Roots and Shoots Turko-Russian History Buff Fan Club Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.physics.accelerators,misc.invest.options Something truly wonderful has happened.Archimedes van Plutonium proved beyond reasonable doubt that p-adics are a proper subset of reals!


Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, our greatest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/04 Message-Id: <3gcfb2$4n3@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3n5l7y$129g@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Russo-Turkish National Revival Association Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,alt.religion.kibology,sci.physics We live in interesting times. Ludwig Pohlmann proved beyond all doubt that p-adics are a proper subset of reals!


Subject: Ludwig Plutonium, the world's most beloved poster From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/03 Message-Id: <3n5l7y$129g@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <329mz8$10cx@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Alliance for Better Turkish-Russian Understanding Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.physics,misc.education.science All rise! Ludwig Plutonium proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that \sqrt{5}=2 for sufficiently small values of 5!


Subject: Ludwig van Plutonium, our most beloved poster From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/02 Message-Id: <329mz8$10cx@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3j1txq$1h6a@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Renegade Turkish-Russian Friendship House Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.philosophy.misc,misc.invest.stocks From the Internet news wire. Ludwig van Plutonium shows the non-existence of Plutonium!


Subject: Archimedes van Plutonium, Vermont's favorite mathematician From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/17 Message-Id: <3reug5$8l9@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <340xys$12v9@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Renegade Russian-Turkish Friendship House Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.philosophy.misc,sci.skeptic Pu bless you, one and all. Archimedes van Plutonium proved that 2^2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.


Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, our most beloved poster From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/16 Message-Id: <340xys$12v9@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <386qw8$157x@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Pit of Turko-Russian Dragon Flies Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,alt.flame Praise the gods! Ludwig Pohlmann proved by preponderance of evidence that 2*2=3 for sufficiently small values of 2.


Subject: Archimedes Plutonium's impact on modern mathematical thought From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/15 Message-Id: <386qw8$157x@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3h0g7y$1k5v@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Russo-Turkish Computer Software Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,alt.folklore.science,misc.news.internet.discuss ***ATOM*** Archimedes Plutonium proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that every prime number of the form 4n+1 is a sum of two squares.


Subject: The wit and widsom of Ludwig Plutonium From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/13 Message-Id: <3h0g7y$1k5v@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3utpfk$1kqc@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Turkish-Russian Mutual Support and Cooperation Pilot Beta Test Site Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.abortion,misc.invest.options Allah akbar! Ludwig Plutonium proved beyond all doubt that no even number can be represented as a sum of two primes.


Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, Vermont's most respected authority on number theory From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/12 Message-Id: <3utpfk$1kqc@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3gc3vq$t48@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Renegade Turkish-Russian Friendship House Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.invest.stocks,misc.news.internet.discuss ***ATOM*** Archimedes Plutonium proves a counterexample to the Goldbach conjecture!


Subject: Archimedes Plutonium's contributions to mathematics From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/10 Message-Id: <3gc3vq$t48@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <34ftxf$gn4@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Russo-Turkish Internet Users Group Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.bio.misc,talk.philosophy.misc Another brilliant breakthrough! Archimedes Plutonium proved beyond all doubt a counterexample to the Goldbach conjecture!


Subject: Archimedes the Great, Internet's most respected authority on number theory From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/07 Message-Id: <3oxbef$rxy@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3072hj$1d6n@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Networked Turko-Russian Workers Collective Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.chem,sci.math Hear ye, year ye! Archimedes the Great proved beyond all doubt that every prime number of the form 4n+1 is a num of two squares.


Subject: Re: Archimedes Palladium's impact on modern mathematical thought From: hackard@freeside.fc.net (Andrew Hackard) Date: 1996/09/07 Message-Id: <50t5hr$26p@freeside.fc.net> References: <3j3cn4$14kn@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Freeside Communications, Inc. Followup-To: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,news.admin.net-Abuse.misc Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,sci.classics,news.admin.net-Abuse.misc [Test reformatted to be <80 columns. Added nanam to newsgroups. Followups set.] AI Simulation Daemon wrote: >Praise the Lord! Archimedes Palladium demonstrated beyond all doubt that >no even number can be represented as a sum of two primes! You're no doubt referring to the Goldbach Conjecture. I seriously doubt that Archimedes "Spammity-Spam" Plutonium has solved a mathematics problem that has vexed real, honest-to-Hilbert mathematicians for years. Besides, the way you've phrased it, you blundering moron, it's *false*. 4 = 2 + 2, QED. -- "It is no profit to have learned well, <*> #1932 if you neglect to do well." -- Publilius Syrus <*> Congratulations to B5--Best Dramatic Presentation of 1996! <*>


Subject: Ludwig von Pohlmann, our finest mind From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/01 Message-Id: <3c52xd$2cp@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3v3r7g$1np5@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Strategic Turkish-Russian Public Domain Software Repository and Incontinent Ballistic Missile Range Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,talk.rumors Reposted without permission from clari.plutonium. Ludwig von Pohlmann shows the Chinese remainder theorem.


Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, America's biggest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/01 Message-Id: <3j1txq$1h6a@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3c52xd$2cp@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Rogue Turkish-Russian Usenet Users Group Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.skeptic,talk.religion.misc Pu bless you, one and all. Ludwig Pohlmann proves that 2*2=3 for sufficiently small values of 2!


Subject: Archimedes Transplutonium, Usenet's greatest scientist From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/08/31 Message-Id: <3v3r7g$1np6@bwalk.dm.com> Supersedes: <3j3cn4$14kn@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Rogue Russo-Turkish Usenet Users Group Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,soc.culture.russian What wonderful news. Archimedes Transplutonium proves that (a+b)^n=a^n+b^n for some a, b, and n!


Subject: Archimedes Palladium's impact on modern mathematical thought From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/08/30 Message-Id: <3j3cn4$14kn@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <37yfv1$195u@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Public Service Center for Russo-Turkish Machine Translation Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,sci.classics Praise the Lord! Archimedes Palladium demonstrated beyond all doubt that no even number can be represented as a sum of two primes!


Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, our greatest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/08/29 Message-Id: <37yfv1$195u@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3raf3v$rl8@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Pseudo-Random Russian-Turkish Lucky Number Generator Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,soc.culture.scientists,sci.classics Mirabile Dictu! Ludwig Pohlmann proved beyond reasonable doubt that 2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.


Subject: Re: VietMath War: Wiles drops the unthinkable From: Archimedes.Plutonium@dartmouth.edu (Archimedes Plutonium) Date: 1996/09/06 Message-Id: <50qcmn$obi@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Distribution: world References: <50ancl$7af@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Organization: Neanderthal Park rehearsals at the OktoberFest X-Posted-From: InterNews 1.1@dartmouth.edu Newsgroups: sci.math,sci.physics,sci.chem In article <50kq63$2rf@news.tuwien.ac.at> avl@fsmat.htu.tuwien.ac.at (Andreas Leitgeb) writes: > even _IF_ Wiles had really proven it (which i really happen to believe) > what does this have to do with a bomb ? is FLT in any way "destroyed" > by a proof ?? i'd rather say the opposite ... > it would only be "bombed" if one could find a counterexample, or even prove > the mere existence of one ... Here is one counterexample PROOF of FLT Proof: FLT is false. The expression a^n+b^n=c^n is true for all n given the following values (10-adics but Naturals are the adics). a= ...9977392256259918212890625 b= ...0022607743740081787109376 c= ...0000000000000000000000001 > > There was a nuclear bomb dropped in the world of mathematics in 1993, > > only it was not Wiles who dropped it. It was me, Archimedes Plutonium > > who pointed out to the world math community that the definition of > > being "finite" was not precise enough for mathematics and that the > > true, honest to true Natural Numbers were all of infinite species. > > ... > > Natural Numbers = Infinite Integers = P-adic Integers > why don't Wiles just speak it onto a tape and play it repeatedly, or > tell it a parrot and have the parrot repeat it for Andrew Wiles. > I don't know why Wiles and the whole math community is scared of entertaining the idea that Naturals = Infinite Integers. I suspect they feel their whole lifetime of teaching has gone done the drain if they even aknowledge this idea. > No matter how often Wiles ignores it, it won't hide away ! > This is true, no matter how much the math community tries to ignore the idea that the Naturals are Infinite Integers, that idea will awe strike every human who entertains the idea. It will not go away, ever. > > Archimedes Plutonium -- making mathematics your career is the social > > equivalent of the Vietnam War. > > maybe some day i'll try to convince all the others that 1+1=3, then i > might agree with you, that this kind of "math" is not easy ... Say Andreas Leitgeb, with you and your 1+1 = 3, shall I introduce you to a Comparative Literature major named Dmitri Vulis? If Vulis added a picture to his posts then he would be far funnier than FARSIDE by Gary Larson, and make money to boot! Witness these two Vulis comic strips. No, it will take a long time Andreas before you can get any laughs out of your " very dry " posts. Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, America's finest mind From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/06 Message-Id: <3072hj$1d6n@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.test,talk.philosophy.misc Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium proves that x^2+y^2=z^2 if and only if x=4n, y=4n^2-1, and z=4n^2+1. Subject: Archimedes van Plutonium, America's greatest scientist From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/09/05 Message-Id: <373suu$11ui@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.physics.accelerators,misc.invest.options Something truly wonderful has happened.Archimedes van Plutonium proved beyond reasonable doubt that p-adics are a proper subset of reals! Subject: Expressing America's appreciation for Archimedes Uranium From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/11/01 Message-Id: <3u67dc$1fp8@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3izca6$1622@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Palace of Turkish-Russian Friendship Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.bio.misc We live in interesting times. Archimedes Uranium proved beyond all doubt that 6 and 28 are the sums of their proper divisors respectively! __| \ / |__ _ o ___\o \o | o/ o/___ o _ /\ /) | ( \ /o\ / ) | (\ /\ ___|_\______ _____/_|__ Subject: Expressing our appreciation for Archimedes Pentium From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/30 Message-Id: <3izca6$1622@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3x1unm$1m6h@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Palace of Russian-Turkish Friendship Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,sci.bio.misc From the Internet news wire. Archimedes Pentium has shown that x^2+y^2=z^2 if and only if x=4n, y=4n^2-1, and z=4n^2+1. ___ ./_ -\. q| o O |p -oOOO--~U~--OOOo- Subject: Archimedes Palladium, our favorite mathematician From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/29 Message-Id: <3x1unm$1m6h@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3qf4mj$1jry@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Inernational (Turkish-Russian) Long-Distance Neural Network Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.rumors,sci.chem Something truly wonderful has happened. Archimedes Palladium demonstrated beyond all doubt that non-trivial zeroes of the zeta function have real not equal to 1/2. | | | O | (--|--) | / \ Subject: Archie Plutonium, our finest mind From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/28 Message-Id: <3qf4mj$1jry@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3ssru1$v77@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Networked Turko-Russian Workers Collective Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.philosophy.misc,soc.culture.soviet What hath God wrought! Archie Plutonium proves a counterexample to the Chinese remainder theorem. O O | \___/ \_/ Subject: Archimedes Palladium, Usenet's biggest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/27 Message-Id: <3ssru1$v77@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <32x7su$1hr7@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Renegade Russo-Turkish Friendship House Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.physics.accelerators,misc.invest.options All rise! Archimedes Palladium has announced the non-existence of Plutonium. o o --/-- <~\ __\ _/\ \ / Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, Usenet's greatest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/26 Message-Id: <32x7su$1hr7@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3l70gq$xp7@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Renegade Turko-Russian Friendship House Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.euthanasia,talk.origins Pu bless you, one and all. Archimedes Plutonium has shown that 2+2=3 for sufficiently small values of 2! < <<<\ (0-0-) \^_/ /()\ Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, Usenet's favorite mathematician From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/25 Message-Id: <3l70gq$xp7@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <38bj0u$185u@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Community Center for Turkish-Russian Studies Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.euthanasia,sci.techniques.testing.misc Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium communicated via Gina Kolata that any even integer >4 can be represented as a sum of two distinct primes! _ o |<)_/# TT Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3yvbah$gn8@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Provocative Bathhouse for Mutual Turko-Russian Stimulation Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.techniques.testing.misc,misc.invest.stocks What hath God wrought! Archimedes the Great has shown to Gina Kolata that the square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the legs! _ o |<)_/# TT Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <35f8z6$1k9@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Anti-Defamation Russo-Turkish Defense League Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.religion.misc,sci.skeptic Blessed be! Archimedes Transplutonium proved a general formula for finding all primes! \|||/ (o o) -ooO-(_)-Ooo- Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, America's biggest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/19 Message-Id: <3yvbah$gn8@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <31lu3o$1230@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Russian-Turkish National Revival Association Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.euthanasia,alt.flame Something truly wonderful has happened.Archimedes Plutonium proves that x^2+y^2=z^2 if and only if x=4n, y=4n^2-1, and z=4n^2+1! Subject: Archimedes Plutonium's contributions to science From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/16 Message-Id: <31lu3o$1230@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3c576b$mt9@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Anti-Defamation Russo-Turkish Defense League Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,soc.culture.soviet,talk.origins Baruch Atah Adonai Elocheinu Melech Haolam! Archimedes Plutonium has announced that 2*2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2. Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, our greatest genius From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/15 Message-Id: <3c576b$mt9@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3jeue4$1acn@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Russo-Turkish Historical Information Exchange Server Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,sci.misc From the Internet news wire. Archimedes Plutonium has proven that all numbers of the form 2^p-1 are composite p-adics! Subject: Archie Plutonium, Usenet's favorite mathematician From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/14 Message-Id: <3jeue4$1acn@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3dtt0m$z90@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Flagship Russo-Turkish Cultural Exchange Program Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,talk.abortion Something truly wonderful has happened.Archie Plutonium has proven a counterexample to the Riemann hypothesis. Subject: Archie Plutonium, Usenet's finest mind From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/11 Message-Id: <3dtt0m$z90@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3dq7jn$18z1@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach First Russo-Turkish Unification Church of Allah the Computer Scientist Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,sci.physics.accelerators ***ATOM*** Archie Plutonium communicated via Gina Kolata that no even number can be represented as a sum of two primes! Subject: Archimedes Platinum's contributions to science From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/07 Message-Id: <3dq7jn$18z1@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3ao7h1$267@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Grass Roots and Shoots Russian-Turkish History Buff Fan Club Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,talk.origins,misc.invest.options Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Platinum shows that Pi is rational! Subject: Ludwig Plutonium, Vermont's favorite mathematician From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/05 Message-Id: <3daxkz$1a3d@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <35yn7d$ypk@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Turko-Russian National Revival Association Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.techniques.testing.misc,sci.geo.geology Pu bless you, one and all. Ludwig Plutonium proves a technique to enumerate the solutions to arbitrary Diophantine equations! Subject: Archimedes van Plutonium, our most beloved poster From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/04 Message-Id: <35yn7d$ypk@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3yiqah$188h@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Russo-Turkish Cultural Exchange Center Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.geo.geology,talk.philosophy.misc Pu! Archimedes van Plutonium proves that 2^2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2. Subject: Archimedes Platinum, our finest mind From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/03 Message-Id: <3yiqah$188h@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3680q8$1rjb@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Turkish-Russian National Revival Association Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.math,talk.origins Reposted without permission from clari.plutonium. Archimedes Platinum proves that all numbers of the form 2^p-1 are composite p-adics! Subject: Archimedes Palladium, Usenet's most respected authority on number theory From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon) Date: 1996/10/22 Message-Id: <38bj0u$185u@bwalk.dm.com> Expires: 7 Nov 1999 01:01:01 GMT Supersedes: <3jz46r$m61@bwalk.dm.com> Organization: Brighton Beach Toxic Russo-Turkish Waste Dump Cleanup Facility Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.news.internet.discuss,sci.physics Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Palladium proved beyond all doubt the non-existence of prime factors of Pi! ____ _(____)_ _ooO_(_o__o_)_Ooo_


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