Vulis Transplutonium
Points of note
- Someone takes Brighton Beach Provocative Bathhouse for Mutual
Russo-Turkish Stimulation
seriously (there was a lot of such messages,
I saved only one).
- Archimedes Platinum, our finest mind:
a praise of Vulis. Interesting
enough, Transplutonium recognizes Simvlad as such.
- Make sure to check the ``Organization:'' line, it is
always different.
Subject: Archimedes Platinum, our finest mind
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/03
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Reposted without permission from clari.plutonium. Archimedes Platinum
proves that all numbers of the form 2^p-1 are composite p-adics!
Subject: Ludwig von Pohlmann's contributions to science
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/02
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Allah akbar! Ludwig von Pohlmann proved beyond the shadow of a doubt a
counterexample to the Goldbach conjecture!
Subject: Archimedes Transplutonium, Dartmouth's biggest genius
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/01
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Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Transplutonium proves that a^n+b^n=c^n for
all p-adic n!
Subject: Ludwig Plutonium, Usenet's most respected authority on number theory
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/30
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Pu! Ludwig Plutonium has shown the non-existence of infinitely
many primes!
Subject: Archie Pohlmann's impact on modern mathematical thought
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/29
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We live in interesting times. Archie Pohlmann demonstrates that
p-adics are a proper subset of reals.
Subject: Archimedes Palladium, our greatest genius
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/28
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Praise the gods! Archimedes Palladium proved beyond reasonable doubt that any
even integer >4 can be represented as a sum of two distinct primes!
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium's contributions to science
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/26
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Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium proves the non-existence of infinitely many
primes!
Subject: Archimedes the Great, the world's greatest scientist
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/24
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What hath God wrought! Archimedes the Great proved beyond all doubt a way to list
all solutions to Diophantine equations!
Subject: Archie Plutonium, our greatest scientist
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/22
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Pu, Plutonium! Archie Plutonium demonstrated beyond all doubt that
\sqrt{5}=2 for sufficiently small values of 5!
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, our finest mind
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/18
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Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium proved beyond all doubt a
counterexample to the Chinese remainder theorem!
Subject: Archimedes Plumbum's contributions to science
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/09
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***ATOM*** Archimedes Plumbum proved with near certainty the rationality
of the square roots of all integers!
Subject: Archie von Pluto, America's most beloved poster
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/08
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We live in interesting times. Archie von Pluto has proven a counterexample to the
Goldbach conjecture!
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, America's finest mind
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/06
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Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium proves that x^2+y^2=z^2 if
and only if x=4n, y=4n^2-1, and z=4n^2+1.
Subject: Archimedes van Plutonium, America's greatest scientist
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/05
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Something truly wonderful has happened.Archimedes van Plutonium proved beyond
reasonable doubt that p-adics are a proper subset of reals!
Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, our greatest genius
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/04
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We live in interesting times. Ludwig Pohlmann proved beyond all
doubt that p-adics are a proper subset of reals!
Subject: Ludwig Plutonium, the world's most beloved poster
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/03
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All rise! Ludwig Plutonium proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that
\sqrt{5}=2 for sufficiently small values of 5!
Subject: Ludwig van Plutonium, our most beloved poster
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/02
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From the Internet news wire. Ludwig van Plutonium shows the
non-existence of Plutonium!
Subject: Archimedes van Plutonium, Vermont's favorite mathematician
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/17
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Pu bless you, one and all. Archimedes van Plutonium proved that 2^2=5 for
sufficiently large values of 2.
Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, our most beloved poster
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/16
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Praise the gods! Ludwig Pohlmann proved by preponderance of evidence that 2*2=3
for sufficiently small values of 2.
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium's impact on modern mathematical thought
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/15
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***ATOM*** Archimedes Plutonium proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that every
prime number of the form 4n+1 is a sum of two squares.
Subject: The wit and widsom of Ludwig Plutonium
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/13
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Allah akbar! Ludwig Plutonium proved beyond all doubt that no even number can
be represented as a sum of two primes.
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, Vermont's most respected authority on number theory
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/12
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***ATOM*** Archimedes Plutonium proves a counterexample to the Goldbach conjecture!
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium's contributions to mathematics
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/10
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Another brilliant breakthrough! Archimedes Plutonium proved
beyond all doubt a counterexample to the Goldbach conjecture!
Subject: Archimedes the Great, Internet's most respected authority on number theory
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/07
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Hear ye, year ye! Archimedes the Great proved beyond all doubt that every prime
number of the form 4n+1 is a num of two squares.
Subject: Re: Archimedes Palladium's impact on modern mathematical thought
From: hackard@freeside.fc.net (Andrew Hackard)
Date: 1996/09/07
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AI Simulation Daemon wrote:
>Praise the Lord! Archimedes Palladium demonstrated beyond all doubt that
>no even number can be represented as a sum of two primes!
You're no doubt referring to the Goldbach Conjecture. I seriously doubt
that Archimedes "Spammity-Spam" Plutonium has solved a mathematics problem
that has vexed real, honest-to-Hilbert mathematicians for years.
Besides, the way you've phrased it, you blundering moron, it's *false*.
4 = 2 + 2, QED.
--
"It is no profit to have learned well, <*> #1932
if you neglect to do well." -- Publilius Syrus
<*> Congratulations to B5--Best Dramatic Presentation of 1996! <*>
Subject: Ludwig von Pohlmann, our finest mind
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/01
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Reposted without permission from clari.plutonium. Ludwig von
Pohlmann shows the Chinese remainder theorem.
Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, America's biggest genius
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/01
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Pu bless you, one and all. Ludwig Pohlmann proves that 2*2=3 for
sufficiently small values of 2!
Subject: Archimedes Transplutonium, Usenet's greatest scientist
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/08/31
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What wonderful news. Archimedes Transplutonium proves that
(a+b)^n=a^n+b^n for some a, b, and n!
Subject: Archimedes Palladium's impact on modern mathematical thought
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/08/30
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Praise the Lord! Archimedes Palladium demonstrated beyond all doubt that no even
number can be represented as a sum of two primes!
Subject: Ludwig Pohlmann, our greatest genius
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/08/29
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Mirabile Dictu! Ludwig Pohlmann proved beyond reasonable doubt that 2+2=5 for
sufficiently large values of 2.
Subject: Re: VietMath War: Wiles drops the unthinkable
From: Archimedes.Plutonium@dartmouth.edu (Archimedes Plutonium)
Date: 1996/09/06
Message-Id: <50qcmn$obi@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>
Distribution: world
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Newsgroups: sci.math,sci.physics,sci.chem
In article <50kq63$2rf@news.tuwien.ac.at>
avl@fsmat.htu.tuwien.ac.at (Andreas Leitgeb) writes:
> even _IF_ Wiles had really proven it (which i really happen to believe)
> what does this have to do with a bomb ? is FLT in any way "destroyed"
> by a proof ?? i'd rather say the opposite ...
> it would only be "bombed" if one could find a counterexample, or even prove
> the mere existence of one ...
Here is one counterexample
PROOF of FLT Proof: FLT is false. The expression a^n+b^n=c^n is true
for all n given the following values (10-adics but Naturals are the
adics).
a= ...9977392256259918212890625
b= ...0022607743740081787109376
c= ...0000000000000000000000001
> > There was a nuclear bomb dropped in the world of mathematics in 1993,
> > only it was not Wiles who dropped it. It was me, Archimedes Plutonium
> > who pointed out to the world math community that the definition of
> > being "finite" was not precise enough for mathematics and that the
> > true, honest to true Natural Numbers were all of infinite species.
> > ...
> > Natural Numbers = Infinite Integers = P-adic Integers
> why don't Wiles just speak it onto a tape and play it repeatedly, or
> tell it a parrot and have the parrot repeat it for Andrew Wiles.
>
I don't know why Wiles and the whole math community is scared of
entertaining the idea that Naturals = Infinite Integers. I suspect they
feel their whole lifetime of teaching has gone done the drain if they
even aknowledge this idea.
> No matter how often Wiles ignores it, it won't hide away !
>
This is true, no matter how much the math community tries to ignore
the idea that the Naturals are Infinite Integers, that idea will awe
strike every human who entertains the idea. It will not go away, ever.
> > Archimedes Plutonium -- making mathematics your career is the social
> > equivalent of the Vietnam War.
>
> maybe some day i'll try to convince all the others that 1+1=3, then i
> might agree with you, that this kind of "math" is not easy ...
Say Andreas Leitgeb, with you and your 1+1 = 3, shall I introduce you
to a Comparative Literature major named Dmitri Vulis? If Vulis added a
picture to his posts then he would be far funnier than FARSIDE by Gary
Larson, and make money to boot!
Witness these two Vulis comic strips. No, it will take a long time
Andreas before you can get any laughs out of your " very dry " posts.
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, America's finest mind
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/06
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Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,misc.test,talk.philosophy.misc
Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium proves that x^2+y^2=z^2 if
and only if x=4n, y=4n^2-1, and z=4n^2+1.
Subject: Archimedes van Plutonium, America's greatest scientist
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/09/05
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alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.physics.accelerators,misc.invest.options
Something truly wonderful has happened.Archimedes van Plutonium proved
beyond
reasonable doubt that p-adics are a proper subset of reals!
Subject: Expressing America's appreciation for Archimedes Uranium
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/11/01
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We live in interesting times. Archimedes Uranium proved beyond all
doubt that 6 and 28 are the sums of their proper divisors respectively!
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/\ /) | ( \ /o\ / ) | (\ /\
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Subject: Expressing our appreciation for Archimedes Pentium
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/30
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From the Internet news wire. Archimedes Pentium has shown that
x^2+y^2=z^2 if and only if x=4n, y=4n^2-1, and z=4n^2+1.
___
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q| o O |p
-oOOO--~U~--OOOo-
Subject: Archimedes Palladium, our favorite mathematician
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/29
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Something truly wonderful has happened. Archimedes Palladium
demonstrated beyond all doubt that non-trivial zeroes of the zeta
function have real not equal to 1/2.
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| O |
(--|--)
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/ \
Subject: Archie Plutonium, our finest mind
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/28
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What hath God wrought! Archie Plutonium proves a counterexample to the
Chinese remainder theorem.
O O
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\___/
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Subject: Archimedes Palladium, Usenet's biggest genius
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/27
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All rise! Archimedes Palladium has announced the non-existence of Plutonium.
o o
--/-- <~\
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\ /
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, Usenet's greatest genius
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/26
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Pu bless you, one and all. Archimedes Plutonium has shown that 2+2=3 for
sufficiently small values of 2!
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Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, Usenet's favorite mathematician
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/25
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Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Plutonium communicated via Gina Kolata that
any even integer >4 can be represented as a sum of two distinct primes!
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What hath God wrought! Archimedes the Great has shown to Gina Kolata
that the square of the hypotenuse is the sum of the squares of the
legs!
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Blessed be! Archimedes Transplutonium proved a general formula for finding all
primes!
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Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, America's biggest genius
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Date: 1996/10/19
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Something truly wonderful has happened.Archimedes Plutonium
proves that x^2+y^2=z^2 if and only if x=4n, y=4n^2-1, and
z=4n^2+1!
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium's contributions to science
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Date: 1996/10/16
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Baruch Atah Adonai Elocheinu Melech Haolam! Archimedes Plutonium has
announced that 2*2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
Subject: Archimedes Plutonium, our greatest genius
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/15
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From the Internet news wire. Archimedes Plutonium has proven that all numbers of
the form 2^p-1 are composite p-adics!
Subject: Archie Plutonium, Usenet's favorite mathematician
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/14
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Something truly wonderful has happened.Archie Plutonium has proven a
counterexample to the Riemann hypothesis.
Subject: Archie Plutonium, Usenet's finest mind
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Date: 1996/10/11
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***ATOM*** Archie Plutonium communicated via Gina Kolata that no
even number can be represented as a sum of two primes!
Subject: Archimedes Platinum's contributions to science
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Date: 1996/10/07
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Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Platinum shows that Pi is rational!
Subject: Ludwig Plutonium, Vermont's favorite mathematician
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Date: 1996/10/05
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Pu bless you, one and all. Ludwig Plutonium proves a technique to
enumerate the solutions to arbitrary Diophantine equations!
Subject: Archimedes van Plutonium, our most beloved poster
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Date: 1996/10/04
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Pu! Archimedes van Plutonium proves that 2^2=5 for sufficiently large values of
2.
Subject: Archimedes Platinum, our finest mind
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/03
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Reposted without permission from clari.plutonium. Archimedes Platinum
proves that all numbers of the form 2^p-1 are composite p-adics!
Subject: Archimedes Palladium, Usenet's most respected authority on number theory
From: simvlad@bwalk.dm.com (AI Simulation Daemon)
Date: 1996/10/22
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Pu, Plutonium! Archimedes Palladium proved beyond all doubt
the non-existence of prime factors of Pi!
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