Works of Alexander Burshtein




From: aburshte@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Alexander Burshteyn)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Boroda (stikhotvorenie)
Date: 26 Dec 1994 07:12:36 GMT


Zavtra, 27 dekabrya -- moy den' rozhdeniya. 23 goda. Etomu 
znamenatel'nomu sobytiyu i posvyashchaetsya ne ochen' pryamo
otnosyashcheesya k nemu sleduyushchee stikhotvorenie.

   Boroda
   ******

Ya idu po gorodu
I glyazhu vokrug.
Otrastit' li borodu,
Dumayu ya vdrug.

Budet borodenochka
U menya svisat',
Budu ya grebenochkoy
Borodu chesat'.

Budu ya poglazhivat'
Borodu rukoy,
Budu ya pokhazhivat'
Edakiy takoy.

Srazu ochen' vidnyy
Stanu s borodoy,
Skazhut vse: "Solidnyy,
Khot' i molodoy."

Budet veter veyat'
V kholod i v zharu,
Budet ona veyat'
Gordo na vetru.

I v denek dozhdlivyy,
V samuyu obyd',
Stanu ya schastlivym
Ochen' mozhet byt'.

A poka po ulitse
Brityy ya idu,
Schast'e gde-to zhmuritsya,
Day ego naydu.

Skushayu irisku,
Glyanu na chasy,
Schast'e gde-to blizko:
U menya -- usy.

_____________________________

Vot takie dela.

-- 
AB
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145 = 1! + 4! + 5!


From: aburshte@mail1.sas.upenn.edu (Alexander Burshteyn) Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet Subject: Chto-to vdrug naveyalo... Date: 17 Jan 1995 16:05:52 GMT Zavodik ******* Ya postroyu zavod na galechke, Vypuskat' on budet detalechki. Vse detalechki -- Prosto lyalechki. Prosto lyalechki, Tralyalyalechki. Vypuskat' on budet mashinochki, Vse mashinochki -- Kak pushinochki. Kak pushinochki, Kak snezhinochki, Vypuskat' on budet mashinochki. A potom on pridet v zapustenie, Prorastut skvoz' nego rasteniya, Zarzhaveyut v nem vse pruzhinochki, Vse detalechki, Vse mashinochki. Zagrushchu togda o zavodike, Poglyazhu na reznye khodiki, I poydu po beregu s plyushechkoy, Ochen' vkusnen'koy Fintiflyushechkoy. -- AB ****************** 145 = 1! + 4! + 5!
From: aburshte@mail1.sas.upenn.edu (Alexander Burshteyn) Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet,soc.culture.russian Subject: Stikhushka v litsakh o Petroviche i Kuz'miche Date: 5 Jun 1995 14:46:08 GMT P'esa v stikhakh dlya Petrovicha i Kuz'micha v soprovozhdenii khora i chasov ******************************************** KHOR. Uch, ach, och, ich! Vot Petrovich i Kuz'mich! PETROVICH. Ya -- Kuz'mich, a ty -- Petrovich! KUZ'MICH. Ya -- Petrovich, ty -- Kuz'mich! KHOR. Much', myach, mech, mich! Kto -- Petrovich, kto -- Kuz'mich? Kto -- Kuz'mich, a kto -- Petrovich? Kto -- Petrovich, kto -- Kuz'mich? PETROVICH. Pur', pyar', pir', per'! Vse -- Petrovichi teper'! Ty -- Petrovich, ya -- Petrovich, Vse -- Petrovichi teper'! KHOR. Vra-chi, gra-chi, Vse -- Petro-vi-chi! KUZ'MICH. Nu, net! Vsyo -- dich'! Ya -- Kuz'mich! KHOR. Kuz'-mich?! KUZ'MICH. Ya, Petrovich, -- ne Petrovich, Ne Petrovich, a Kuz'mich! KHOR. On, Petrovich, -- ne Petrovich, Ne Petrovich, a Kuz'mich! PETROVICH. Ty, Petrovich, -- ne Petrovich, Ne Petrovich, a Kuz'mich! KUZ'MICH. Chu, cha, che, chi! Nynche vse my -- Kuz'michi! Nynche vse my, Nynche vse my, Nynche vse my -- Kuz'michi! KHOR. Ry-chi, my-chi! Nynche vse my -- Kuz'michi! I vrachi, i pochtal'ony, I soroki, i sychi! PETROVICH. Ukh, akh, ikh, ekh! Na litse vsekh -- smekh! KUZ'MICH. Ukh, ekh, ikh, akh! A v glazakh vsekh -- strakh! KHOR. Ukh, ekh, akh, okh! Na gubakh vsekh -- vzdokh! Na dushe vsekh -- grekh! Na litse vsekh -- smekh! A v glazakh vsekh -- strakh! Ta-ra-rakh, bakh, bakh! KUZ'MICH. Razdavay-sya, klich! Ya -- Kuz'mich! KHOR. Kuz'-mich! PETROVICH. Chu, cha, che, chi! Nynche vse my -- Kuz'michi! KHOR. Ty -- Petrovich, ya -- Petrovich, Vmeste vse my -- Kuz'michi! CHASY. Bim-bom, bim-bom, Ne pora l' vsem v dom? Nikakikh net bed, Na stole -- o-bed, Na stole -- cha-yok... KHOR. Serdtse -- yok, yok, yok!... CHASY. Na stole -- pi-rog... KHOR. Eto -- rok, rok, rok! CHASY. Kuz'micha-cha-cha I Petro-vi-cha V unison-son-son Klonit v son, v son, v son. Kazhdyy v son, v son, v son Unesen-sen-sen, Unesen-sen-sen, Vot i vse, vse, vse! -- AB ****************** 145 = 1! + 4! + 5!