Works of Alexander Burshtein
From: aburshte@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Alexander Burshteyn)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Boroda (stikhotvorenie)
Date: 26 Dec 1994 07:12:36 GMT
Zavtra, 27 dekabrya -- moy den' rozhdeniya. 23 goda. Etomu
znamenatel'nomu sobytiyu i posvyashchaetsya ne ochen' pryamo
otnosyashcheesya k nemu sleduyushchee stikhotvorenie.
Boroda
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Ya idu po gorodu
I glyazhu vokrug.
Otrastit' li borodu,
Dumayu ya vdrug.
Budet borodenochka
U menya svisat',
Budu ya grebenochkoy
Borodu chesat'.
Budu ya poglazhivat'
Borodu rukoy,
Budu ya pokhazhivat'
Edakiy takoy.
Srazu ochen' vidnyy
Stanu s borodoy,
Skazhut vse: "Solidnyy,
Khot' i molodoy."
Budet veter veyat'
V kholod i v zharu,
Budet ona veyat'
Gordo na vetru.
I v denek dozhdlivyy,
V samuyu obyd',
Stanu ya schastlivym
Ochen' mozhet byt'.
A poka po ulitse
Brityy ya idu,
Schast'e gde-to zhmuritsya,
Day ego naydu.
Skushayu irisku,
Glyanu na chasy,
Schast'e gde-to blizko:
U menya -- usy.
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Vot takie dela.
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AB
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145 = 1! + 4! + 5!
From: aburshte@mail1.sas.upenn.edu (Alexander Burshteyn)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Chto-to vdrug naveyalo...
Date: 17 Jan 1995 16:05:52 GMT
Zavodik
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Ya postroyu zavod na galechke,
Vypuskat' on budet detalechki.
Vse detalechki --
Prosto lyalechki.
Prosto lyalechki,
Tralyalyalechki.
Vypuskat' on budet mashinochki,
Vse mashinochki --
Kak pushinochki.
Kak pushinochki,
Kak snezhinochki,
Vypuskat' on budet mashinochki.
A potom on pridet v zapustenie,
Prorastut skvoz' nego rasteniya,
Zarzhaveyut v nem vse pruzhinochki,
Vse detalechki,
Vse mashinochki.
Zagrushchu togda o zavodike,
Poglyazhu na reznye khodiki,
I poydu po beregu s plyushechkoy,
Ochen' vkusnen'koy
Fintiflyushechkoy.
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AB
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145 = 1! + 4! + 5!
From: aburshte@mail1.sas.upenn.edu (Alexander Burshteyn)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet,soc.culture.russian
Subject: Stikhushka v litsakh o Petroviche i Kuz'miche
Date: 5 Jun 1995 14:46:08 GMT
P'esa v stikhakh dlya Petrovicha i Kuz'micha
v soprovozhdenii khora i chasov
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KHOR. Uch, ach, och, ich!
Vot Petrovich i Kuz'mich!
PETROVICH. Ya -- Kuz'mich, a ty -- Petrovich!
KUZ'MICH. Ya -- Petrovich, ty -- Kuz'mich!
KHOR. Much', myach, mech, mich!
Kto -- Petrovich, kto -- Kuz'mich?
Kto -- Kuz'mich, a kto -- Petrovich?
Kto -- Petrovich, kto -- Kuz'mich?
PETROVICH. Pur', pyar', pir', per'!
Vse -- Petrovichi teper'!
Ty -- Petrovich, ya -- Petrovich,
Vse -- Petrovichi teper'!
KHOR. Vra-chi, gra-chi,
Vse -- Petro-vi-chi!
KUZ'MICH. Nu, net! Vsyo -- dich'!
Ya -- Kuz'mich!
KHOR. Kuz'-mich?!
KUZ'MICH. Ya, Petrovich, -- ne Petrovich,
Ne Petrovich, a Kuz'mich!
KHOR. On, Petrovich, -- ne Petrovich,
Ne Petrovich, a Kuz'mich!
PETROVICH. Ty, Petrovich, -- ne Petrovich,
Ne Petrovich, a Kuz'mich!
KUZ'MICH. Chu, cha, che, chi!
Nynche vse my -- Kuz'michi!
Nynche vse my,
Nynche vse my,
Nynche vse my -- Kuz'michi!
KHOR. Ry-chi, my-chi!
Nynche vse my -- Kuz'michi!
I vrachi, i pochtal'ony,
I soroki, i sychi!
PETROVICH. Ukh, akh, ikh, ekh!
Na litse vsekh -- smekh!
KUZ'MICH. Ukh, ekh, ikh, akh!
A v glazakh vsekh -- strakh!
KHOR. Ukh, ekh, akh, okh!
Na gubakh vsekh -- vzdokh!
Na dushe vsekh -- grekh!
Na litse vsekh -- smekh!
A v glazakh vsekh -- strakh!
Ta-ra-rakh, bakh, bakh!
KUZ'MICH. Razdavay-sya, klich!
Ya -- Kuz'mich!
KHOR. Kuz'-mich!
PETROVICH. Chu, cha, che, chi!
Nynche vse my -- Kuz'michi!
KHOR. Ty -- Petrovich, ya -- Petrovich,
Vmeste vse my -- Kuz'michi!
CHASY. Bim-bom, bim-bom,
Ne pora l' vsem v dom?
Nikakikh net bed,
Na stole -- o-bed,
Na stole -- cha-yok...
KHOR. Serdtse -- yok, yok, yok!...
CHASY. Na stole -- pi-rog...
KHOR. Eto -- rok, rok, rok!
CHASY. Kuz'micha-cha-cha
I Petro-vi-cha
V unison-son-son
Klonit v son, v son, v son.
Kazhdyy v son, v son, v son
Unesen-sen-sen,
Unesen-sen-sen,
Vot i vse, vse, vse!
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AB
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145 = 1! + 4! + 5!