Dedicated to email@example.com
From: Somnambulist Cesare (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Subject: An item totally irrelevant to the charter
Date: 28 Nov 1995 11:04:16 GMT
This item might be relevant for rec.music.industrial,
plagued by insipid commercial and otherwise non-related
posts from email@example.com. No apologies for posting
it here: I am using scs according to its current usage
(rec.humour.funny for serial rapists).
Found on Throbbing Gristle mailing list.
From: smj@SDF.LONESTAR.ORG (Stephen M. Jones)
Subject: Recipe for Success (READY IN MINUTES!)
Date: Tue, 7 Nov 1995 23:04:40 -0600 (CST)
Cc: GRIEF@SDF.LONESTAR.ORG, firstname.lastname@example.org, president@WHiteHouse.Gov,
HI MY name is BILL clenton and thank you for mailing to me a letter
to my INformation Super tragedy addrress. I reel appreiate the
effort thus cast forth by you, the ever willing csonumer. Please
let us study this consumer moduel well with spring water in the
oilest of what we must consume. I would like you for to consumme
this very tastie dishy treat that my wife asked the nice black
gentlemon to purgentleman to prepare in the kttchjen. i do hope
you ^J^J^J don't mind it is a bit spicy and hot and might I add it
is cultured because we are all one big happy race and jesus loves
you for your coat of many hybrids... I knew of such one. my mother
once told me to find the place beanthe the bed where I could hide if
we heard my father knocking on the bedroom door. i had to go
there so often and crouch and crotch my pouch with glee and
splendor. ahh, you have forgotten me of my path to which i
communicate to you in this message and that is of which we must
consume PLEASE CONSUMEe because soon we must take over uncharted
territory in the middle east and please, europe is next we must
prepare the consumer to consume this and such as hate and war
and pitty for the god damn hippies.
RESIPY; OLD TIME KURRY .. slop.
1 POTATOE and Peal thus so it is white like a baby's buttocks.
3 Karots and peal so they are rosey like my cheeks after my
mother stuffed my under that bed.. ohhh ahh.
1/2 A yellow onion. Please be careful not to be the one who
chops off the consumer trigger finger. we must nuturee and
grow it to be planky planky blow that faggot commiee away.
1/2 a slab of korean curry.. it looks like a hersey chocloate
bar but, I took the loyalty of trying it and it was not
a very pleasnt surpleeze. It tasked like soemone put
soemthing in a place where only the tinest and houlry defatil
could such be there was it find.
if you purfer to be so bold, you may add some additsunal ingredience
such as this: finely chopped garlic and a meat of your choice.
If you choose to add a meat, pleaze knote that its isb est to
cook it first in.
get a big pot and put some middle eastern oil in this thing. Make
it get really hot buy bonds turning the heat to 11. Chop the
potatoe into cubicals and the testicles into small karoke slice
bundle brocolli with zest and chivarly. now, threw this all in
the bot and stur around to cook it so evenly that it is cooked.
after a while you might knotices there is something burning, if
so, you forgot to turn down the pot heat to 5 so you must either
start all oiver or continue if you did not Clear Machine. Once
they are so eveanly cooked, you should added about 4 cups of
water and turn to a boil. When BOil add this kurry slab and begin
the process of stur and stur and stur and stur. this must be
desolved. it is the duty of the asshole of demohyprocracy to
make such a mixture of melting the souls into the necessity of
beef eat meat treat.
Now, you should just keep at it like a chimp and go .. like a
fox. and stur and stur. bring down to a simmer if not you will
burn it again. please turn it down and stur until thick and
brown and thick. let stand for 43 seconds and try again. guess
again. please try again.
put a bowl of rice in the table and pour some of the brown
mixture over the white rice. you may notices that the white rice
turns brown. do not flatuate with disbelief yet. it is the
only solution and the companies want it. please, consume now.
feel the thick brown sauce down your throat and do not gag it
because its what will happen. its real for it.
If you have some of this sum left over. If you have a lot left
over, please please please do them a favor and fill some CDs and
catalogues and booklets and anything other crap they make in a
water proffed bagget and poer this thickness hot into this bag
so it becoms full. THen PLEASe MAIL THis SUBMIT THIS PLASE
DONATE THIS TO:
Hippie Gothikcore losage
c/o Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Suite D-82
Loss Angeles, California 90045